What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard Said In A Lfs?

[seffieuk]

As the title - we have all been there, minding our own business, when along comes someone who asks the boy/girlie in the lfs a question and they get an absolute classic or howler in reply .................

Seffie x

 

[tropic_john]

kid; Can a fighting fish live in a pint glass?

worker; If you tip the water into a net above a sink, put some new water in, add dechlor and put the fighting fish back in.

kid; O.K Cool, I'll have that one please.

Me; They should only live in filtered & heated tanks of 3gallon minimum

Worker; Be quiet or I'll get you kicked out

Me; Kick me out then, you don't have a clue... actually I'm walking out myself.


I was just 12 so he didn't believe me :l

 

[Truck]

customer: how big do these clown loaches grow then
clerk: 3 inches
me: sorry to interupt but your talking rubbish, these things can hit 12 inches although it takes a long time
customer: REALLY?! i guess i wont be buying one then (walks off)
clerk: what the hell did you say that for, i could have made £30 then
me: if all your interested in is money, find a job that you have a real passion for

 

[Luketendo]

Idiot lfs staff .

 

[owlbassboy]

when i started keeping fishkeeping back in the day my second fish buying trip i wanted a pair of black mollies but the guy in the store told me that mollies were impossible to sex lol idiot.

 

[tropic_john]

LOL! My little brother is 9 and can sex them

 

[Buddyboy67]

"what should I keep in my tank??...any suggestions??"

 

[AK77]

"Have you got crabs and if so, where are they?"

 

[Truck]

"Have you got crabs and if so, where are they?"

lol

 

[BecciMac1987]

There was a thread a while back where a woman was overheard saying that bettas live in the desert in camels hoofprints when they fill up with rain. I wonder how she managed as far as she had in life.

 

[Davo86]

how about this one;

customer: Do you have any cardinals
employee: no we don't order them in because we can't tell the difference between them and neons.

i'll leave it to your imagination as to which pet chain i heard that in

 

[tropic_john]

pets @ home maybe?

 

[n3ont3tra]

-employee points to a tank with a small (8") snowflake eel-
"The don't get any bigger than that."
While the little info card under the tank clearly states how they grow to well over 2 feet.

 

[seffieuk]

Mine was:

Customer: I'd really like a 'nemo' but i have a tropical freshwater tank - is there anyway I can do it

lfs lad: yeah, that's easy, just put a tank divider in, we sell them over here

Seffie x

 

[bae1994]

lol

tank devider

the one i found funny was
costomer: hi can i have two goldfish please
assistance:um what tank have you got
costomer:a bowl
assistant:thats not big enough

at this point i was shocked and thought p@h was getting better

then

assistant:you need this a 15 litre tank with a filter
costomerh ok can i have one of them
assistant yeah but you have to leave it a week before to get the bactiria going