Tell me something funny

[TwoTankAmin]

There is no gravity. The whole Earth sucks.

 

[emeraldking]

 

[Itsadeepbluesea]

Paleontologists discovered the largest dinosaur tibia ever the other day....it was quite the shindig.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Paleontologists discovered the largest dinosaur tibia ever the other day....it was quite the shindig.

That's terrible, even by my standards.

 

[Itsadeepbluesea]

That's terrible, even by my standards.

The worse it is the better

 

[jaylach]

 

[TwoTankAmin]

Amusing, but sadly also true.....

 

[Rusty_Shackleford]

First thing this morning, just after the alarm.clock went off, my wife asked me "Do bunnies have belly buttons?"
Wha??? My eyes aren't even open yet.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Well, DO they? Now I'm dying to know.

 

[TwoTankAmin]

AI Overview

Yes, rabbits do have belly buttons, which are small, flat scars left behind from where their umbilical cord was attached. As placental mammals, rabbits are nourished by a placenta in the womb, and after birth, the umbilical cord is no longer needed, leaving a scar that marks the navel.

A rabbit's belly button is the scar from the umbilical cord that connected the fetus to the placenta during development.
· How it forms:
After a rabbit is born, the umbilical cord is naturally cut, broken, or chewed off. The remaining short stalk dries up and falls off, leaving a small scar.
· Appearance:
In many cases, a rabbit's belly button is a very small, flat, or scab-like mark that can be difficult to see or may disappear entirely.

I suggest you wait until your wife falls asleep tonight to wake her up and provide her with the answer.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford]

Yeah I told her anything with an umbilical cord has a belly button.

 

[emeraldking]

So, you all wondered how we brew our Dutch beer, huh...?

It's really not that hard...
It's our number 1 export business...

 

[Fishmanic]

All dressed up for Halloween

 

[Fishmanic]

Dogs have only one life but cats have nine live's so cats aren't afraid of anything!

I GOT THIS!​

 

[jaylach]

Don't know if this is actually funny or not but it struck me as being so. Actually I was cleaning out his cage and he was out and gone. In the photo he is like OK, you bothered me so when is dinner going to be ready? LOL! Lucky for him that no burners were turned on.