Tell me something funny

[MaloK]

If you ask the same about Elon musk, You will understand AI biases... Plural.

No picture required...

 

[TwoTankAmin]

As an old person.....

 

[davros]

Today I Learned:

Watching "River Monsters" is NOT helping me choose fish for my 5 Gal.

 

[MaloK]

Today I Learned:

Watching "River Monsters" is NOT helping me choose fish for my 5 Gal.

Triops are a cool little monster you can have in small tanks. They become 3" long are violent opportunistic omnivores... The only thing with them is the ridiculous hot water they like. They are aggressive and will cannibalize on smaller mates. They don't live very long but they grow really fast.

 

[jaylach]

 

[sharkweek178]

 

[Rocky998]

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I do happen to have a solution... not a morally sound one, but a solution nonetheless

 

[MaloK]

I do happen to have a solution... not a morally sound one, but a solution nonetheless

It's the only one.

 

[MaloK]

I'm not a really big guy... So... Convincing the mass that eating the biggest first, is, by all means...

The most Rational / Economically / Nutritious way to do...

And at least you'll have a little proteins with your apple.

 

[sharkweek178]

I do happen to have a solution... not a morally sound one, but a solution nonetheless

You mean cutting both apples in half with one stroke of the knife then each kid gets half and the extra half is discarded?
I guess wasting food isn't morally sound

 

[TwoTankAmin]

One kid picks up the knife and slits the throat of one of the other two kids, Then the remaining two kids each get one apple.

 

[jaylach]

One kid picks up the knife and slits the throat of one of the other two kids, Then the remaining two kids each get one apple.

LOL! On a more mellow solution, how about this?

1. Place the apple so that the core is upright.
2. Cut the apple from top, down but not all the way through. Just go to the the far side of the core but DO cut all the way from top to bottom.
3. You now have an apple with one slice all the way through from top to bottom but the apple is not actually cut in half. Break off both sides and you end up with three pieces of apple with just one knife cut.

 

[Rocky998]

You mean cutting both apples in half with one stroke of the knife then each kid gets half and the extra half is discarded?
I guess wasting food isn't morally sound

My solution allows one person to have two apples

 

[TwoTankAmin]

If I cannot have one kid kill one of the others, then this would be the only way.

1. Remove the stems from both apples
2. Draw a line around each apple such that cutting down that line would leave a single apple in two pieces with one being 1/3 and the other 2/3 of an apple.
3. Stack the two apples such that they meet at the ends where the stems were removed. Make sure the lines on each apple also meet.
4. Slice down the line through both apples in one cut. This creates 4 pieces of which 2 are each 2/3 of an apple and the other two pieces are each 1/3 of an apple. You now have three portions each 2/3 of an apple.

Drops the mike..........

 

[Magnum Man]

I saw this today, for sale on Dan's website... sorry... I thought it funny...