Suggestions Needed!

[chibi]

I just got my first car~! And what good is a car without some awesome bumper stickers? So, here is where I need your help.

I need some witty, funny, cool, etc. sayings about fish to put on a bumper sticker. I want it to be about keeping fish or just fish in general, not eating them or catching them.

I'm making some through Cafepress. Once I make them, I'll show everyone. I can also sell them to you if you'd fancy one!

 

[xoedusk]

How bout a picture of a cartoon fish, with the bubble text "All hail the mighty hand! Bringer of flakes and bloodworms!" ?

Nice one, fishkiller_nomore.

 

[Lynden]

How about a picture of a Betta jumping out of a 1 gallon bowl, saying "I'd rather be dead than in that tiny thing!".



-Lynden

 

[QuotheRaven]

Hmm

To quote a joke on this site

"I've found Cod im a Prawn again Christian"

I will be thinking all day for a good one of my own

 

[DiscusKeeper403]

I got a joke, not really fish keeping but still fish

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!

Or how bout a cartoon freshwater angel with a fin sticking out of its mouth looking all inocent with the captions "I'm an angel" ??

 

[chibi]

Thanks everyone!

 

[jeffm1000]

How about---------------I'd rather be fishing fishkeeping!

 

[my fat fish]

or how a bout a cartoon pirahna biteing a boys hand with a caption saying "bite the hand that feeds you its taster then that frozen crap"

 

[One_Trick_Pony]

ohh like that one,

and the im a prawn again chirstian joke was the business

 

[Darkmoon Bettas]

 

[Callum]

lol i like those banners

 

[raptorrex]

you could have a picture of a squid with a bandage on saying "here's the sick squid I owe you"!!!!

or " what rules the ocean floor? Al-Ca Prawn"!!!

or " I'm on my way home to watch Cory"!!!!

or cartoon of two lobster/cray "Meet the Cray twins"!!!!