Ridiculous Things in Ads

[CassCats]

what are some ridiculous things you've seen on fish product ads?

I saw this gem on Amazon

WHAT THE HECK ARE YA TRYIN' TO BREED??!

 

[AdoraBelle Dearheart]

Designer hybrid fish! Like designer dogs. They'll keep crossing them until you get a fish that can live in tropical, marine or coldwater, no problem! Hypoallergenic! Good natured! Swims in any water!

ORDER YOURS, NOW!

Terms and conditions may apply. No guarantee that fish will survive any water conditions or that it won't arrive belly up. Fish may not be hypoallergenic, consult your doctor before having anything to do with this weird mutant fish. Temperament may vary.

 

[mbsqw1d]

This melted my brain a bit
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071R3X3LG/?tag=ff0d01-20

 

[AilyNC]

This melted my brain a bit
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071R3X3LG/?tag=ff0d01-20

I'm glad that's expensive so ppl won't buy it

 

[mbsqw1d]

I'm glad that's expensive so ppl won't buy it

Its bonkers isn't it. Like this "pen holder"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07Y9QB3D7/?tag=ff0d01-20

 

[AilyNC]

Omg

 

[PheonixKingZ]

You wanna talk about stupid? https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075CWYXRH/?tag=ff0d01-20

“Ah Jus so relaxing”

And this one, made me faint: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FCG1HPG/?tag=ff0d01-20

 

[mbsqw1d]

Its bonkers isn't it. Like this "pen holder"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07Y9QB3D7/?tag=ff0d01-20

The fact that the main selling point appears to be the small drawer "so you can storage some small stuffs". Oh yeh.. you can keep fish in it too if you want

 

[PheonixKingZ]

what are some ridiculous things you've seen on fish product ads?

I saw this gem on Amazon

WHAT THE HECK ARE YA TRYIN' TO BREED??!
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And that middle fish is saltwater.

 

[PheonixKingZ]

This one allows you to literally mop your floor with you baby: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017WR2K6K/?tag=ff0d01-20

Bruh...

 

[PheonixKingZ]

This dog looks like he wants to die/kill someone:

(https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01C4K7HWC/?tag=ff0d01-20)

A dog wig...? Who makes money on this stuff!??

 

[CassCats]

Its bonkers isn't it. Like this "pen holder"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07Y9QB3D7/?tag=ff0d01-20

Can I fit a redtail catfish in that tank?

This one allows you to literally mop your floor with you baby: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017WR2K6K/?tag=ff0d01-20

Bruh...

Dude, I'm a mom, I want to buy a stick and use that for my 5 year old, he would find it hilariously fun lol

 

[WhistlingBadger]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the idea that these ads were not written by native English speakers?

 

[Barry Tetra]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the idea that these ads were not written by native English speakers?

They are mostly from China, they use google translate, most 'made in China" stuff were really bad.

 

[PhantomCarp]

Got an add here on TTF of a Flemish giant rabbit giving a massage.