One sentence story

[WhistlingBadger]

...but the Dead, too, were utterly lacking in peduncles. They would probably have died from grief, except they were already dead.

 

[BettasXD]

The dead now wants to get revenge…

 

[Fishmanic]

All the politicians boarded rockets and took off for the space station on Mars.

 

[WhistlingBadger]

All the politicians boarded rockets and took off for the space station on Mars.

 

[GaryE]

The snails developed opposable thumbs, caudal peduncles and adipose fins as sharp as razors, which they used to gut the enormous land hydra that had co-evolved with them.

 

[Back in the fold]

The snails developed opposable thumbs, caudal peduncles and adipose fins as sharp as razors, which they used to gut the enormous land hydra that had co-evolved with them.

Clear the air lanes ! Clear all air lanes ! I'm on the horn with Svengoolie right now.

 

[Fishmanic]

and Godzilla, King Kong, and Frankenstein arose and started killing off the gigantic snails and the undead

 

[WhistlingBadger]

...and they all lived happily ever after. Except the ones who died.

THE END

 

[connorlindeman]

New story

There once was a one-legged pony.

 

[Fishmanic]

Whose single leg was very very bony

 

[connorlindeman]

Whose single leg was very very bony

And that bony leg broke.

 

[Fishmanic]

And the poor horse croaked

 

[Fishmanic]

And this whole story turns out to be phony

 

[connorlindeman]

But then elon musk gave him 4 prosthetic legs.

 

[Fishmanic]

There once was a man from Nantucket