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JuiceBox52

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Why do people need a full auto UZI 9mm? Oh the questions we ask.

Here in Kentucky it is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket. (It was an old technique to steal horses, still ridiculous) :dunno:

One of these day I just want to buy a cone, stick it in my back pocket and walk by a cop. I’ll just see what he does! :rofl:
I have heard of this law did you know that its illegal to cross the Wisconsin border with a duck on your head?
 

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I have some friends who would love this collection! I live in a farm town with LOTS of hunters. Literally everybody has something. Even at my youth group people are playing with knives during service!
 

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It’s illegal in Alaska to push a live moose out of a moving airplane!
LOL, I thought that said mouse, not moose. I works for both animals :)

Moose says "NO, NO, I DON'T WANNA JUMP!"
Pilot says "Get out of the plane you stupid moose."

or

Moose says "Come on man, I gotta get home to the wife and kids."
Pilot says "Read the sign, no moose allowed in the cockpit."
 

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