I love that when I was 11 my mom caught me smoking and made me stand in front of the highschool with a sign that said I was smoking because I'm a butt with a picture of a ciggarette butt. It was so humiliating
I liked the kitten one too. I'd employ that young man for having the sense to not make a mountain out of a mole hill and spend all my company's money in the process. Wanna know what sex the kitten is? pick it up and look