Funny Fish Keeping Jokes

[Ilya]

They carry all of their luggage in their trunk.

 

[Dorkhedeos]

Why did all the dinosuars die out?

 

[GobyMaster]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

That's a good one!
About the dinosaur one, I don't know, why?
Cheers,
GobyMaster

 

[jourdy288]

because everything else gets out of its way?

That too. As for elephant nose fish I don't know.

 

[heymickey94]

so, why did all of the dinosuars die out?

 

[dthoffsett]

Not really a joke, but I found this comic awhile back, and thought it was hilarious.
(And personally, I think the black death prank is hilarious, but then again I have a macabre sense of humor)

 

[Dorkhedeos]

so, why did all of the dinosuars die out?

this is why

http/youtube.com/watch?v=X9AZx3TkMho&amp...ted&search=

 

[A creature void of form]

Can a puffer fish be both happy and deflated?

 

[jourdy288]

If he has no gas.

 

[afishdude]

lol that was an easy one