GoldfishAttentionSpan
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Why did the fish cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
How sad is it that this is the one that made me laugh the most?
Fish Jokes.
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How sad is it that this is the one that made me laugh the most?
FishRfine
Fish Crazy
doesnt anyone like my joke? here it is again.
Q:What fish do you buy to treat glaucoma?
A: Arowana!
Q:What fish do you buy to treat glaucoma?
A: Arowana!
Unfortuntaely, it's the only one I haven't got so far.....
Oh and I hate the snowman joke! Matt at work told us that and I had to have it explained because it is so unfunny
My four year old made up a fish joke after hearing a knock knock joke (to which the punchline was orange - orange-you glad I got rid of all those knock-knockers?)
Knock knock
who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
A pool of sharks! - then you have to make your hands into sharks and bite the person you're telling the joke to
Oh and I hate the snowman joke! Matt at work told us that and I had to have it explained because it is so unfunny
My four year old made up a fish joke after hearing a knock knock joke (to which the punchline was orange - orange-you glad I got rid of all those knock-knockers?)
Knock knock
who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
A pool of sharks! - then you have to make your hands into sharks and bite the person you're telling the joke to
Miss Wiggle
Practically perfect in every way
Unfortuntaely, it's the only one I haven't got so far.....
Oh and I hate the snowman joke! Matt at work told us that and I had to have it explained because it is so unfunny
My four year old made up a fish joke after hearing a knock knock joke (to which the punchline was orange - orange-you glad I got rid of all those knock-knockers?)
Knock knock
who's there?
Apple
Apple who?
A pool of sharks! - then you have to make your hands into sharks and bite the person you're telling the joke to
pmsl that's my sort of joke!!
Naughtygirlrlw
Life, Love & Everything in Between
I got it FishRfine 
tee-hee!
tee-hee!
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid!
Sorry
Squid
(probably only brits that know this advert will get this)
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge cleaver and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.
"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show that...
Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais with mild green, hairy lip squid!
Sorry
Squid
(probably only brits that know this advert will get this)
Miss Wiggle
Practically perfect in every way
that's got to be one of your best/worst (however you wana look at it!! lol) squid
Phishy25
Fish Crazy
How do you catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you!
(ok it's just as lame as the others )
Have someone throw it at you!
(ok it's just as lame as the others
)that's got to be one of your best/worst (however you wana look at it!! lol) squid
i'll take that as a compliment.. i think. hehehe
Squid
Phishy25
Fish Crazy
Ahhh this one actually made me giggle....
One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery.
A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef.
Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery.
A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef.
Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
Miss Wiggle
Practically perfect in every way
Gooner
Fish Crazy
A: What fish do you buy for glaucoma treatment?
A: Arowana!
Miss Wiggle,
I still didn`t get it, but just googled and I believe medical "Marijuana" is used to treat Glaucoma.
http
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