Fish Jokes.
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Azaezl
Fishaholic
Here's the worst I can think of;
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
None...that's what fishkeepers are for!
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
None...that's what fishkeepers are for!
Gooner
Fish Crazy
Two fish in a tank.....one says to the other......"How do you drive this thing?"!!!!!!!
Gazoo
Fish Addict
Why did the fish cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
chishnfips
WHAT! You went over my Helmet!
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
lol...... sigh oh dear..I'll get my coat.
Fsh.
lol...... sigh oh dear..I'll get my coat.
kpintheshed
Fish Herder
i like the music one
chishnfips
WHAT! You went over my Helmet!
prankster705
trolololol
...or it might be that the others sucked even worse lol...
PS: no offense...
PS: no offense...
mikster
Fishaholic
Why didnt the prawn ever share his food?
Because he was shellfish....
Because he was shellfish....
kribensis12
I know where you live
Why was the Convict Arrested? Becasue he CONned his next VICTim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am the worst joke teller ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
How do the fish get to school?
By octobus!
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune!
Tim was in the garden filling a hole,when his neghbor looked over the fence and asked what are you doing Tim? I am burying my goldfish because it died. Why such a big hole for a little fish? because he is inside your cat!
What fish makes the best sandwhich?
A penut butter and jellyfish!!!!!!!!
What kinda fish does your parrot sit on?
A perch!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing, so after getting all the right tools she headed towards the nearest frozen lake. After gettting comfy on her stool she started to cut a hole.
Then a voice from the heavens boomed " THE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Startled the blonde moves futher down, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut a hole again.
The voice boomed " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
This time quite scared she moved to the end of the ice and started making another hole.
Again the voice says " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
The very scared blonde raised her head and said" is that you Lord?
The voice awnserd" NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK"
A blonde was walking down the street with a paper bag with fish in it, in hand and ran into one of her freinds.
Her friend asked " Hey, if I can guess how many fish are in that bag can I have one?
The blonde said, I will tell you what, if you can guess how many fish are in this bag, you can have both of them!!!!!!!!!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish!
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people!
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish!
How do the fish get to school?
By octobus!
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune!
Tim was in the garden filling a hole,when his neghbor looked over the fence and asked what are you doing Tim? I am burying my goldfish because it died. Why such a big hole for a little fish? because he is inside your cat!
What fish makes the best sandwhich?
A penut butter and jellyfish!!!!!!!!
What kinda fish does your parrot sit on?
A perch!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing, so after getting all the right tools she headed towards the nearest frozen lake. After gettting comfy on her stool she started to cut a hole.
Then a voice from the heavens boomed " THE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Startled the blonde moves futher down, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut a hole again.
The voice boomed " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
This time quite scared she moved to the end of the ice and started making another hole.
Again the voice says " THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
The very scared blonde raised her head and said" is that you Lord?
The voice awnserd" NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK"
A blonde was walking down the street with a paper bag with fish in it, in hand and ran into one of her freinds.
Her friend asked " Hey, if I can guess how many fish are in that bag can I have one?
The blonde said, I will tell you what, if you can guess how many fish are in this bag, you can have both of them!!!!!!!!!
FishRfine
Fish Crazy
my favorite phrase... even inspiration for my username.
Fish are fine, all the time, hot or cold, I will be bold when it comes to fish.
Fish are fine, all the time, hot or cold, I will be bold when it comes to fish.
FishRfine
Fish Crazy
also... my cheesy joke! YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE BAR IMMEDIATLY! THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE FUNNIER I AM!
A: What fish do you buy for glaucoma treatment?
A: Arowana!
A: What fish do you buy for glaucoma treatment?
A: Arowana!
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