FINTASTIC PUNS AND JOKES ABOUT FISH

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Moony42

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HI GUYS!:):):)

HERE ARE THE MOST FUNNY BETTA JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD

What does the old betta say?

"I've seen betta days."

What's the name of the new betta sorority with three members?

BETA BETA BETA

What do two males say when they're done flaring?

"I'm fin-ished."
Letā€™s make this o-fish-all
I fish upon a star
Iā€™m so so-fish-ticated
What a fish-ous rumor
Fish better have my money!
Best fishes on your birthday!
We fish you a merry christmas!

I wouldnā€™t be cod dead in that
Thank cod youā€™re here
Cod I borrow something from you?

Looking for my sole mate
Off to do some sole searching

Iā€™m a bass-ic fish
Djs know how to drop that bass
Because Iā€™m all about that bass

Sheā€™s my nemo-sis
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer
With friend likes these, who needs anemones?

Iā€™d make him walk the plankton for that

Any fin is possible
Heā€™s skating on fin ice
Youā€™re fin-tastic
Iā€™m fin love with you
This got very fin-teresting

Donā€™t trout yourself
Get trout of here
Youā€™re krilling me, smalls
Thatā€™s absiloteuly krill-iant!
I will love you for a krill-ion years

I plead gill-ty
I need a gill-friend
That is absolutely gill-iant!

Let minnow if you can make it

Iā€™m piranha roll! (On a roll or on parole)

This is the first time Iā€™m herring about it

What a great oppur-tuna-ty!
A fishā€™s favorite show? Tuna half men

Thatā€™s a load of pollucks

Do you have a new pet fish to call your own? Name it something unique with a clever fish pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration from pop culture.

Anchovie Hopkins

Bepondce

Betta Midler

Betta White

Bruce Gillis

Cod Stewart

Fin Diesel

Fish Evans

Fish Hemsworth

Fish Pine

Fish Pratt

Fishtian Bale

Gill Clinton

Gill Smith

Gillie Eilish

Guppi Goldberg

James Pond

Katie Current (Katie Couric)

Leonardo DiCarpio

Mackerelmore

Marlin Brando

Marlin Monroe

Matthew McCodaughhey

Sharkira

Swim Shady

Tank Sinatra

Tuna Turner
 
Lol, Iā€™m laughing so hard! Thanks for the good start to my day! :rofl:
 
Carpe Diem

Wheel of fortune clue: before and after....
Vanna White Skirt Tetra

wheel of fortune clue: Before and after
Joe Black Skirt Tetra
 
My fish is betta than yours! :D

(Pun totally intended! :lol:)
 

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