HI GUYS!
HERE ARE THE MOST FUNNY BETTA JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD
What does the old betta say?
"I've seen betta days."
What's the name of the new betta sorority with three members?
BETA BETA BETA
What do two males say when they're done flaring?
"I'm fin-ished."
Let’s make this o-fish-all
I fish upon a star
I’m so so-fish-ticated
What a fish-ous rumor
Fish better have my money!
Best fishes on your birthday!
We fish you a merry christmas!
I wouldn’t be cod dead in that
Thank cod you’re here
Cod I borrow something from you?
Looking for my sole mate
Off to do some sole searching
I’m a bass-ic fish
Djs know how to drop that bass
Because I’m all about that bass
She’s my nemo-sis
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer
With friend likes these, who needs anemones?
I’d make him walk the plankton for that
Any fin is possible
He’s skating on fin ice
You’re fin-tastic
I’m fin love with you
This got very fin-teresting
Don’t trout yourself
Get trout of here
You’re krilling me, smalls
That’s absiloteuly krill-iant!
I will love you for a krill-ion years
I plead gill-ty
I need a gill-friend
That is absolutely gill-iant!
Let minnow if you can make it
I’m piranha roll! (On a roll or on parole)
This is the first time I’m herring about it
What a great oppur-tuna-ty!
A fish’s favorite show? Tuna half men
That’s a load of pollucks
Do you have a new pet fish to call your own? Name it something unique with a clever fish pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration from pop culture.
Anchovie Hopkins
Bepondce
Betta Midler
Betta White
Bruce Gillis
Cod Stewart
Fin Diesel
Fish Evans
Fish Hemsworth
Fish Pine
Fish Pratt
Fishtian Bale
Gill Clinton
Gill Smith
Gillie Eilish
Guppi Goldberg
James Pond
Katie Current (Katie Couric)
Leonardo DiCarpio
Mackerelmore
Marlin Brando
Marlin Monroe
Matthew McCodaughhey
Sharkira
Swim Shady
Tank Sinatra
Tuna Turner
HERE ARE THE MOST FUNNY BETTA JOKES I HAVE EVER HEARD
What does the old betta say?
"I've seen betta days."
What's the name of the new betta sorority with three members?
BETA BETA BETA
What do two males say when they're done flaring?
"I'm fin-ished."
Let’s make this o-fish-all
I fish upon a star
I’m so so-fish-ticated
What a fish-ous rumor
Fish better have my money!
Best fishes on your birthday!
We fish you a merry christmas!
I wouldn’t be cod dead in that
Thank cod you’re here
Cod I borrow something from you?
Looking for my sole mate
Off to do some sole searching
I’m a bass-ic fish
Djs know how to drop that bass
Because I’m all about that bass
She’s my nemo-sis
Keep your friends close and your anemonies closer
With friend likes these, who needs anemones?
I’d make him walk the plankton for that
Any fin is possible
He’s skating on fin ice
You’re fin-tastic
I’m fin love with you
This got very fin-teresting
Don’t trout yourself
Get trout of here
You’re krilling me, smalls
That’s absiloteuly krill-iant!
I will love you for a krill-ion years
I plead gill-ty
I need a gill-friend
That is absolutely gill-iant!
Let minnow if you can make it
I’m piranha roll! (On a roll or on parole)
This is the first time I’m herring about it
What a great oppur-tuna-ty!
A fish’s favorite show? Tuna half men
That’s a load of pollucks
Do you have a new pet fish to call your own? Name it something unique with a clever fish pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration from pop culture.
Anchovie Hopkins
Bepondce
Betta Midler
Betta White
Bruce Gillis
Cod Stewart
Fin Diesel
Fish Evans
Fish Hemsworth
Fish Pine
Fish Pratt
Fishtian Bale
Gill Clinton
Gill Smith
Gillie Eilish
Guppi Goldberg
James Pond
Katie Current (Katie Couric)
Leonardo DiCarpio
Mackerelmore
Marlin Brando
Marlin Monroe
Matthew McCodaughhey
Sharkira
Swim Shady
Tank Sinatra
Tuna Turner
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