You can touch, prod, catch, and general annoy practically anything.
I always thought that people where just BSing me when that said that some spiders in the UK and Ireland can bite. This I personally found out to be true and it was no "water spider".
I was putting up a new post box in my grandmother’s house about two weeks ago. Her dog had taken to destroying her mail as soon at it had come in the door so she wanted an external mailbox. “That is beside the point but I am just setting the scene for you”. I was busy drilling holes in the external wall beside the door, when I felt a pinch on my arm, I thought to myself Ba@”£rd “I didn’t even see the wasp or bee”. I stopped for a minute and took pity on myself for being stung and I went back to work. After about ten minutes my arm and neck began to get very heavy and weird feeling, once again “Ba@”£rd wasp”. I finished putting the mail box up and I went inside for a cuppa, while having a cuppa (very important for a work man) I rolled back my shirt sleeve to look at the damage cause by the “wasp”. May the mother of god protect us and the sweet lord have the blessings of the world upon us, this was no wasp sting!!!!
My upper arm around the bite had turned a very vibrant red and looked liked the same texture as uncooked chicken with a big raised white dot in the middle.
It really hadn’t dawned on me that this could have been a spider and I just put it down to an allergic reaction to a bee or wasp sting. After an hour or so and many cups of tea later, I started working on the front flowerbeds like the good grandson that I am. I was busying myself with the hoe, when all of a sudden Ba@”£rd! Ba@”£rd! Ba@”£rd! This time I was bitten under my armpit and to front of my chest, Ba@”£rd!. This is no wasp or bee I thought to myself. It was then that I felt the movement of something under my shirt. Quick as a flash I was unshirted (just like the chip n’ dales), and there it was a big nasty looking orb spider, it took all my will power not to squash the nasty into a pile of mush. Its body was about the same size a penny or a cent coin, put legs on that and you have quite the spider. What really creeps me out was it was wandering around under my shirt for about 2 hours. eeewwww
The spider was a Zygiella x-notata. They are in the classification of orb weaving spiders and are very common here in Ireland. They don’t normally grow this large but this one sure had. The picture is not of the spider that bit me but it’s the same type I got it from another web site.
I don’t mind spiders as long as they do their thing all the way over there. So let this be a lesson to all you, spiders in the UK and Ireland can bite I know I was bitten twice.
tanks