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You'd have to use a boat to get to somewhere you could walk the dog. I would wager they bring their water in - land seems close by. Either that, or the ultimate python stretching across the strait.

I'd check and see why it's available. Might be water in the basement...
 
If availablity of freshwater is holding you back from making an offer, Florida has a massive aquifer, over 100K square miles, that is quite close to the surface. The house probably has a well.
 
I wonder how big a personal, solar desalinization device would be. I'm guessing it wouldn't have to be huge, except, oh yeah, there's a freshwater swimming pool. :rolleyes:
 
You have to pay to transport outside help whenever you needed services performed. Just the cost to trim all those hedges must be about $8000. At least there's no lawn to have to mow.
 
You have to pay to transport outside help whenever you needed services performed. Just the cost to trim all those hedges must be about $8000. At least there's no lawn to have to mow.
Pish posh , what’s a paltry eight grand to a guy that has a pile like that ?
 
If availablity of freshwater is holding you back from making an offer, Florida has a massive aquifer, over 100K square miles, that is quite close to the surface. The house probably has a well.
True, but it's brackish water.
But there's hope, perhaps there's an industrial RO system in that small building next door. Fresh water with pH 7 and dGH 0 is a must for that fancy pool !
There may also be a pump in there to extract sewage and package it up in neat drums to be transported to where they should go . . .
 
If I were living in that paradise place and had lots of extra money to invest in decor, I would have a few 1000 gallon saltwater aquariums with exotic fish and true coral reefs and saltwater plants. Water changes would be easy as I could just use saltwater from the ocean.
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The arguments are in. I say go ahead and buy it, after you sell those platys at the lfs.
 
Perhaps we could rent it out for a Forum retreat?
We'd all get settled in and discover there are no bathrooms, the couch is made of coral, and there's a category five hurricane coming in just as a Great White shark migration is passing.
 
Perhaps we could rent it out for a Forum retreat?
that would be awesome....50 of us having a huge party. You could blast the music as loud as you want and stagger around naked without worrying about any neighbors.
 
We'd all get settled in and discover there are no bathrooms, the couch is made of coral, and there's a category five hurricane coming in just as a Great White shark migration is passing.
Glass half empty remark~!
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