Brutis Tried To Commit Suicide 2weeks Ago

[england]

my male jag apparently jumped clean out the tank a couple of weeks ago wilst i was on holiday
the student was sat in the lounge at 3am when he heard an almighty crash, ran to kitchen to find brutis flapping around on the floor,
because my student feels fear he ran to bathroom and got a towel, wrapped up the jag and put him back into the tank

should not laugh as could have been real bad!!!

now ive wedged a metal bottol opner in the lid which stops it opening,,,,now hes just done same again, i heard a crash, ran out but this time he just looked bewildered luckily

going to have to diy something good to stop this sort of thing happening again

 

[invader]

Try floating plants, they may help.

But honestly, with a fish that big, I don't know if it would work. Good luck with the silly boy.

 

[england]

hehe yes i do have floating plants, maybe thats the problem, confusing it for food
but i might have to sign him into a mental ward somewhere

 

[5teady_2012]

Put a sign next to your fishtank saying, basket ball try outs next may, he may stop for 9 months

 

[Axleuk]

Put a sign next to your fishtank saying, basket ball try outs next may, he may stop for 9 months

PMSL

 

[shelaghfishface]

oh goodness, this made me laugh,for intelligent fish they dont half do some stupid things, bless him, i wonder why he started playing this game now.

*we love you Brutis* you silly boy

shelagh xxxx

i think you need to have a man to man talk with him nelly,see whats up

 

[Hayleamorgan]

Oh dear... I have enough trouble with river shrimp jumping out of the tank to get away from being eaten and i panic at that!! If i had a fish like that jump out i think i'd die!! ha ha ha

 

[afireinside]

My Oscar gets excited whenever he sees his food or ping pong ball. So I've come up with a simple solution.

I put a nice big brick on top of the tank's hood. He hasn't jumped out since.

 

[tenohfive]

Cover the inside of your lid with foil then run a small electric current through it. He'll learn.

Nothing teaches compliance like electric shock treatment.

 

[england]

Put a sign next to your fishtank saying, basket ball try outs next may, he may stop for 9 months

now thats a good idea<and i will offer him a nice pair of addidas trainers<sneakers if he keeps to his side of the bargain

oh goodness, this made me laugh,for intelligent fish they dont half do some stupid things, bless him, i wonder why he started playing this game now.

*we love you Brutis* you silly boy

shelagh xxxx

i think you need to have a man to man talk with him nelly,see whats up

mano e fisho now that could be fun, he doesnt listen when i tell him to let my finger go, maybe he speaks welsh?

My Oscar gets excited whenever he sees his food or ping pong ball. So I've come up with a simple solution.

I put a nice big brick on top of the tank's hood. He hasn't jumped out since.

Problem with that is doesnt look good and looks in this household are important

Cover the inside of your lid with foil then run a small electric current through it. He'll learn.

Nothing teaches compliance like electric shock treatment.

Now i like this idea, if i get the current wrong at least my student gets a nice jag n chips

 

[tenohfive]

Evolutions a b*tch, perhaps thats a lesson Brutis needs to learn

 

[shelaghfishface]

Now i like this idea, if i get the current wrong at least my student gets a nice jag n chips

if that fish can read, you`re in deep $hit

 

[Efren]

well.. now i know why your Jag "Brutis" decided to join TFF - -
i wonder where "his" thread goes though.. it kind of Disappear!

 

[england]

i know i guess it was because were not supposed to talk anything other than fish,,,,
it was funny while it lasted mind....fish fish jag cichlid<talking fish>
i would love to know who the brains was behind that, it was crying with laughter, usually only lee evans has me laffing that much
gonna quiz my student tomm a see what he says

 

[Efren]

well, lucky us
we'd read it and have a good laugh about it --
i feel sorry for those who missed it - - haha
that's one talented "fish"