K-Holed
Fishaholic
I can do a good deal on a cotton wool suit, if that's any use. Failing that just stay in bed and don't move until we say the coast is clear.
Little puddle of water came out when he tipped it up though, so I explained that the pipe where the water comes out when the machine is emptying came out and leaked a bit - still classed a user misuse but my policy covered me anyway

but Im ok, just need to check the sink isnt blocked in future, besides with all your tanks, you have more than enough w/c's to do without mine as well!