WARNING - this thread may seriously damage your sanity!
Oh dear. Are you sure you're ready for this?
Sonny & Cher - 2 black moors (Other members: "Oh Red, we are SO sick of hearing about Cher"!)
Paul McCartney & Ringo (2 remaining sterbais cory - George Harrison & John Lennon having passed away) Actually I think Ringo might turn out to be a girl in which case he'll be re-named to Linda!
S-Club - the neon tetra school (formerly S-Club 7 till one died in a rock)
Versace (Giant pearl danio - Gucci & Armani sadly have left me too)
Ursula, Allison, Marian and Shereen (4 female Guppies, named after the HR department at work coz they're not very bright)
Venom (albino red-fin shark named by my daughter)
Dali (goldfish - I'm a HUGE fan of his Time series statues)
Daisy (all white "gold"fish - belonging to my daughter)
Nemo (yellow goldfish - Yes, I KNOW, named by our au-pair, foreign & not too clever either)
FB (two-tone goldfish - named by my 10 year old son after Fat Bastard (sigh) in Austen Powers films)
2 red claw crabs -
Pinchy (for obvious reasons) and
Sticky (coz it got stuck in the net!)
Hubba & Bubba - 2 Zebra Danios - Don't ask me why or which is which.
Oh my God - I have 2 other nameless Danios! Suggestions on a postcard please...!
4 male guppies - very pretty but also nameless. Perhaps The Guildford Four as we live near there?! Or maybe I could name them after Busted or is there only three of them? I don't know!
That's all for now but be afraid, be VERY afraid coz there's a new 4ft tank cycling as we speak! (I'm saving "Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch" for that special shoal which will no doubt be along soon!)
If you haven't lost the will to live after reading all this, I'd love to hear your fish names!
