crimsontsavo
Fish Herder
1.
It doesnt matter what it is mum, it is mine, mine MINE!
2.
It doesnt matter that I left it there a week ago, if you go to touch it, it is still mine, mine, MINE!
3.
Any food in the house is MINE!
4.
If I roll over and squish my face up like a clown mum wont pound me for eating her wall. * yay it worked!*
5.
If mum is eating or trying to watch T.V, that is the BEST time to lay on top of her and howl. Sure to get a belly rub then!
6.
I can poop anywhere and at anytime. But, it is best to poop when mum has company over, or where she will step in it at 3 A.M.
7.
If the cat looks at me that means I can chase him and when he slaps me mum will come to my rescue. )
8.
No matter where I go or what I do, mum always says. * Oh God*... Like the time when I was just PLAYING with that man...
9.
It's always fun to sneak up behind mum and bite her bum when she is cleaning up our poop.
10.
I am wolf- hear me howl! But, if I ever get into trouble, I know mum will be there to save me, no matter what I " supposedly" did wrong.
Don't believe me? Get a wolfdog or a Huskie,LOL! Man these guys are clowns.