What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes?

[kat and james]

A FSH



Know any good fish related jokes as mine are BAD!

James

 

[WILDER]

How many fish does it take to change a light bulb,
none if you are a glow light tetra.

 

[kris-b-]

There's something fishy about these jokes

Poor effort from me but made me smile!

 

[Walt]

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for your fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

 

[WILDER]

That's good.

 

[Luke_e]

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for you fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

That was a truely good fish joke....

 

[kat and james]

Hey, i didn't mean you could tell GOOD jokes!

Did take me a while to get it though - that be the Stella

James

 

[Bloo]

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

 

[WILDER]

another good one.

 

[kat and james]

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?


Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.

 

[Walt]

That's because he's inside your cat.

Sweeeeet! B)

 

[Ethos]

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for your fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

I kinda got that...I didn't see why its funny though....
Was he really just fishing illeagalley?

 

[kat and james]

This one is for you ethos . . .

A blonde wanted to go ice-fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot-stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly ---from the sky--- a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" Startled, the Blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino, began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" The Blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you --- God?" The voice replied, "NO, I OWN THE ICE-RINK!"

My jokes are rubbish so i found this one on a website.

 

[consp]

If anybody asked me "What do you call a fish with no eyes?" I think I'd have to reply "A blind cave fish" that'd screw their joke right up!

 

[RandomWiktor]

Q: Why did the betta owner cross the road?
A: Probably to buy more bettas...
(Ok, I made that up, but if you've ever been to the betta board... you'd get it)

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools
(unnnnngh)

Q: If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
A: Finland

A man walks into a pet store and asks, "can I have a goldfish for my son?" The pet shop owner looks at him and says, "sorry pal, we don't do trades."

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish - and you've got the whole weekend to yourself

One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery.
A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef.
Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."'

Q: Where do you go to meet the best fish?
A: It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Q: What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
A: A Perch!

Q: What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?
A: Dam!

Q: What is a betta breeder's favorite day of the week?
A: Fry-day

A health-conscious female patient: "Are fish healthy Doctor?". "I believe so" he replies, "I havn't had to treat any."