What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes?

[Ethos]

Those were good!

 

[Durbkat]

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for your fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

I still don't get this joke was what happened was he was stealing some fish from a lake then when he got caught by the warden he made up a lie about how they were his pets and they came back when he whistled for them and so he put them back like nothing happened and when the warden asked about the fish he said "what fish"?

 

[trace1]

This man was on his way back from the dock carrying two buckets of live fish when a game warden stoped him. He said,"ok sir, I know you went over your limit, but not only that, it's not even season. So the man began to explain, "no officer, these are my pet fish. I keep them in a tank at my house and about twice a week I take to that lake, let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they come right back." The game warden did not believe him. So the man offered to show him. Once they got to the dock he dumped the fish in the water and waited a while. Then the warden asked, "Aren't you going to whistle for your fish?" The man turns to him and says "what fish?"

I still don't get this joke was what happened was he was stealing some fish from a lake then when he got caught by the warden he made up a lie about how they were his pets and they came back when he whistled for them and so he put them back like nothing happened and when the warden asked about the fish he said "what fish"?

yeah you got it

 

[Durbkat]

Yeaaaaaaaaa

 

[Walt]

By God, we have a winner!! B)

 

[Durbkat]

Why do you have a picture of a plane ticket on your sig?

 

[xander_chookeypud]

A boy bought 2 fish from the lfs, he named them "one" and "two", why?

Because if one died then he still had two.

Im sure it was worded differently when i heard it... took me ages to figure it out as it was and it still doesnt sound right! Man im lame lol!

 

[Bloo]

Slightly off-topic but in line with the joke above (ish) - it's just not a joke, but it's cool

1 1 was a racehorse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
and 2 2 1 1 2

Do you guys get it ?

 

[Ben]

That joke is usually on bubble gum wrappers Bloo

two fish in a tank...
one says "ill man the gun you keep look out"



DD

 

[Bloo]

That joke is usually on bubble gum wrappers Bloo

) oh, I don't eat bubblegum

but I still think it's cool !

 

[Dangerousdan]

Two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other.... How do you drive this thing?

 

[Inchworm]

Q. What fish is the most valuable?
A. A goldfish.


Q. What's the best way to catch a fish?
A. Have someone throw it at you.


Q. What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
A. The tune-a fish!


Q. How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?
A. It was just a fluke!

 

[Durbkat]

Slightly off-topic but in line with the joke above (ish) - it's just not a joke, but it's cool

1 1 was a racehorse
2 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
and 2 2 1 1 2

Do you guys get it ?

I don't get it. Can someone tell me what the answer is because whats so funny about a bunch of numbers?

 

[OohFeeshy]

HINT- Read the numbers as words, ie. 1 1 was a racehorse becomes One One (or one won or won won or won one) was a racehorse.

 

[Ethos]

Dang, I hate sounding daft.
I still dont get it. Even when i think of it as won instead of one.
Erg...