paulthegreat
Fish Addict
Sea Monkeys!!! Or a turtle(boring as watching wallpaper fall off the wall) what about Sea Monkeys? Bark Scorpions are fun to play with, since if they sting you you get to be violently ill, a few of those would liven up things a bit! Just turn over a rock in south Arizona and you could find a few for free!!! (Sorry I have to be a comic for my own sake some times, I suffer from SAC (smart-ass complex(better than being a dumb-skit))!
A Poecilotheria subfusca, or a Citharischius crawshayi. Maybe even a
Ephebopus cyanognathus. 