The funniest thing I've heard in a while

[BettaMomma]

There's a bit on the radio this morning about fish. It's something in regards PETA's new crusade for more ethical treatment of fish, lobsters, etc. I didn't catch it all so I don't know the details, but....

There's a guy who called in, and he's pretending to be a shark. The radio announcer just said... "So, Mr. Shark, don't you guys feel bad about eating all those people all the time?" and Mr. Shark replied "Naaaawwwwwwwwww... we don't feel bad - they don't feel anything!"

In a total stab at people who think fish are just lowly creatures not worthy of "feeling" anything.

LOVE IT!

 

[Synirr]

Haha! That's a great one.

As a side note, you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being attacked by a shark

 

[bettaboi]

wut some people think is just weird

 

[mlee0332]

well thats great!!

And yes snyirr, those are the odds i've heard... Its like 3,000,000:1 that you'll get attacked by a shark and its like 30,000:1 that you get hit by lightining. Can't remmeber them exactly...

 

[Opcn]

the average shark is exponentially more likely to get eaten by a human than a human getting eaten by a shark.