Portsmouth Reptile Show

[The young one]

Ello, anyone going to the portsmouth reptile show?
I'm gunna be looking out for cresties.

 

[Jack Middleton]

Ello, anyone going to the portsmouth reptile show?
I'm gunna be looking out for cresties.

I would love to go, but unfortunately, being unable to drive, I cannot, plus I don't fancy the wait to get down there, with me being from Derbyshire and all that!

 

[The young one]

Me dad thought it would be good to go as it's only an hour away and I'm starting to get addicted to reptiles.