NeonBlueLeon
Fishaholic
Hello Folks!
So I am going to share with you a nightmare I had yesterday night that you'll hopefully get a kick out of.
In my dream, I had just set up two beautiful 20 gallon aquariums at my grandma's house. Why? I don't know. Guess I love fishies. So after a lot of hard work, I had two wonderful freshwater tropical community tanks. They were understocked with lively fish and had plenty of live plants. Anyway, I headed home to sleep after my work was done.
The next day, I go back to my grandma's house to check on the fishies and I find out something horrible has happened. My crazy uncle (I don't actually have a crazy uncle... wait no they're all crazy) had:
1. Overstocked my community tanks with large predatory fish and
2. Set up two uncycled 50 gallon bowfronts, each with about 100 lionhead goldfish in them
I was irritated and asked him, "Why would you put fish into my tanks? Half of them are dead already and they are overstocked. And why did you put two more tanks in here, each one severely overstocked?" I told him he'd have to bring almost all the goldfish back to the store. He told me, "No returns."
I started explain the general one inch of fish per gallon rule and cycling the tank for bacteria. I also said that gold fish grow very large. My entire family laughed at me and said I doing too much. "They're just FISH!" they said, "Who cares anyway?"
I became more furious and started ranting and ranting until I woke up.
/enddream
So I am going to share with you a nightmare I had yesterday night that you'll hopefully get a kick out of.
In my dream, I had just set up two beautiful 20 gallon aquariums at my grandma's house. Why? I don't know. Guess I love fishies. So after a lot of hard work, I had two wonderful freshwater tropical community tanks. They were understocked with lively fish and had plenty of live plants. Anyway, I headed home to sleep after my work was done.
The next day, I go back to my grandma's house to check on the fishies and I find out something horrible has happened. My crazy uncle (I don't actually have a crazy uncle... wait no they're all crazy) had:
1. Overstocked my community tanks with large predatory fish and
2. Set up two uncycled 50 gallon bowfronts, each with about 100 lionhead goldfish in them
I was irritated and asked him, "Why would you put fish into my tanks? Half of them are dead already and they are overstocked. And why did you put two more tanks in here, each one severely overstocked?" I told him he'd have to bring almost all the goldfish back to the store. He told me, "No returns."
I started explain the general one inch of fish per gallon rule and cycling the tank for bacteria. I also said that gold fish grow very large. My entire family laughed at me and said I doing too much. "They're just FISH!" they said, "Who cares anyway?"
I became more furious and started ranting and ranting until I woke up.
/enddream