modaz
Getting old, but nowhere near knackered, i just lo
" I was found in the depths of a LFS and i wasnt very happy, when i arrived there they put my in a floating trap that was only 3x3 inches, im a small little fellow measuring only 1 and a quarter inch but it was so cramped in that horrilbe trap.
Then one day i could see this good looking
customer walking past the tanks, he went from one to the other and all the larger bettas just looked away when he said hello.
This was my chance!.......... i turned and looked at my reflection on the side of the trap..yes i looked stunning.....
Ok hes getting closer....
right get into position.....
good light?. yes!,
Hes here, HE'S HERE!..quick. wiggle a bit, and a bit more, figure of 8 and again, blow kisses
I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!..........................
wheres he going
???
COME BACK ,I SAID I LOVE YOU
Ten minutes pasted, seemed like 10 hours. it must be close to feeding time soon?....i'm so hungry
OH MY GOD! here comes that bloody net again
Quick hide,
I cant, i cant move in here
Thats it im DOOMED 
Whys it gone dark?
Where the tunnel of light
Am i dead i cant be, please dont let it be i'm only 8 weeks old, i aint had my life yet
Bruuuuummmmmm, Bruuuuuuuum, bump, bump, my it is dark and somewhat noisy in this heaven thing.
Ooooh! its getting lighter it must be the tunnel of light?
Splash!,
Wheres the lights gone again? ooooh this is nice, very nice, i say this is lovely
LOOK,LOOK theres that good looking man again.
Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss, i am in betta heaven after all I LOVE YOU i knew you heard me 
"
"my new owner has sent you some picture of my best poses, i'd been practicing for ages and i knew it would work.
I heard the man at the LFS tell someone that i was a half moon but im not too sure cause im only a baby, maybe you could help my new owner with this question.
nice to meet you all and for any auditions for movie parts.....see my agent"
lots of love and betta kisses
BOSS.
with the flash on
with the flash on
without the flash
Then one day i could see this good looking
customer walking past the tanks, he went from one to the other and all the larger bettas just looked away when he said hello.This was my chance!.......... i turned and looked at my reflection on the side of the trap..yes i looked stunning.....
Ok hes getting closer....
right get into position.....
good light?. yes!,
Hes here, HE'S HERE!..quick. wiggle a bit, and a bit more, figure of 8 and again, blow kisses
I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!..........................wheres he going
???COME BACK ,I SAID I LOVE YOU
Ten minutes pasted, seemed like 10 hours. it must be close to feeding time soon?....i'm so hungry
OH MY GOD! here comes that bloody net again
Quick hide,
I cant, i cant move in here
Thats it im DOOMED
Whys it gone dark?
Where the tunnel of light
Am i dead
i cant be, please dont let it be i'm only 8 weeks old, i aint had my life yet Bruuuuummmmmm, Bruuuuuuuum, bump, bump, my it is dark and somewhat noisy in this heaven thing.
Ooooh! its getting lighter it must be the tunnel of light
?Splash!,
Wheres the lights gone again? ooooh this is nice, very nice, i say this is lovely
LOOK,LOOK theres that good looking man again.
Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss, i am in betta heaven after all
I LOVE YOU i knew you heard me ""my new owner has sent you some picture of my best poses, i'd been practicing for ages and i knew it would work.
I heard the man at the LFS tell someone that i was a half moon but im not too sure cause im only a baby, maybe you could help my new owner with this question.
nice to meet you all and for any auditions for movie parts.....see my agent"
lots of love and betta kisses
BOSS.
with the flash on
with the flash on
without the flash
That was a really sad story!!!! Makes me want to go out and buy a shelf load! 
Poor little babies! 
