Head on Snail Collision on Air Stone Road!

[StripySnailGirl04]

Earlier today at 9:26, a head on collision occurred at Air Stone Road. Witnesses had described that the 2 nerite snails were over-speeding to reach the new algae wafer first. Rosy Barb Police attended the scene a few minutes later but were unfortunately distracted by numerous attempts of mating. Furthermore, the Great Admiral Nerite(ruler of the SNAIL EMPIRE) was involved in the crash and is now hunting down his offender. Any photos or videos you have related to this collision, please submit to: sss.bestsnailtankeverreports.snails.eggs/collisions.

 

[Colin_T]

I expect to see follow up reports of this crash, and the court case

 

[StripySnailGirl04]

Update:
A witness earlier spotted Great Admiral Nerite illegally skateboarding on an algae wafer.

 

[Colin_T]

was he wearing a helmet?

 

[StripySnailGirl04]

was he wearing a helmet?

No.

 

[Colin_T]

lol, so he was breaking the helmet laws after he left the scene of an accident

you need to finish this story because it's amusing

 

[StripySnailGirl04]

lol, so he was breaking the helmet laws after he left the scene of an accident

you need to finish this story because it's amusing

The problem is that Great Admiral Nerite is the emperor of the SNAIL EMPIRE so everything is under his control so I can't tell him off. If I do, they will infect me with their poo...

 

[GaryE]

Snails. They were probably en route to a drive by poopshooting of an innocent decor.

 

[StripySnailGirl04]

Witness just posted the file below. This picture is also featured on this thread:

POST A FUNNY PICTURE OF YOUR SNAIL

This can be any type of snail. I'll go first: Seems like there is heavy air rain at Air Stone Road. Great Admiral Nerite is still chasing his offender. "A touch of air rain won't hurt, or tickle."

www.fishforums.net

 

[Colin_T]

More, we need an update:

What was the admiral wearing?
Did anyone get a photo of him skateboarding on the algae wafer?
Were there any other snails in the vicinity of the skateboard incident?

We want details

 

[Fishmanic]

sounds like a case of road rage

time to bring in a detective....better call Columbo