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Anyone else think this is a litte strange!?

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[sup]Help with my goldfish?

My goldfish and I have a very charming relationship. I then have another goldfish which a won at the fair, Now this goldfish keeps sniffing the back my my goldfish and I think they are mating but I don't know?! I am getting very jealous of the goldfish sniffing my goldfish because I kind of think of my goldfish as a soul mate to me. What if I fancy my goldfish?

I have had my goldfish for 3 years now. I named him Jiggy. He come everywhere with me if we go holiday I have to take him with me because I can't live without him, I just love the glossy look in his glittery eyes, I talk to him sometimes and he looks at me and listens, I tell him all my problems and he just swims round he makes me so happy, I have never had a friend better than my goldfish , Jiggy. We play music and dance together, We sing, We talk, I stroke him bit carefully to not hurt his golden scales. I make sure I feed him every morning and if I don't I will cry for the whole day because i'm worried he will die.

I am staring at him right now and he is staring at me, I can tell we share a passion of sea creature humanistic love. It is weird but I like it, I can see him now... And wait......... He just floated to the top of his tank.... What do I do? And how do I stop myself from falling in love with a goldfish?[/sup]
 

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