Funny Fish Keeping Jokes

[Ilya]

I've got one.

If I ever work at a pet shop, and some new fish keeper comes to me asking to test his water, I'll test it. But I'll switch the real test strip with a different one that has all of the colors filled in black. They'll ask me what's wrong, and I'll say it's the Black Death .

 

[PRW1988]

That's just mean...

 

[afishdude]

yea, thats cruel...

 

[Musho3210]

nah its not if you tell them the truth afterwards. Cmon, nothing wrong with a sense of humor, good way to make customer friends. Shows them that they wont always have a boring time at the lfs.

 

[afishdude]

or it will cause them to not want to come back. if they see you as im-mature and wont trust you with the results. and if a lfs is using test strips i wouldnt have them test my water anywase lol.

and do you really think your boss is going to appreaciate it when a costumer comes up to him saying " the fish guy is bieng im-mature and playing jokes". i dont think so, you would probably get fierd.

 

[Yetti]

Nothing wrong with test strips, litmus paper is often used and it is pretty accurate. Got any more funny jokes that you play n the customers?

 

[Musho3210]

or it will cause them to not want to come back. if they see you as im-mature and wont trust you with the results. and if a lfs is using test strips i wouldnt have them test my water anywase lol.

and do you really think your boss is going to appreaciate it when a costumer comes up to him saying " the fish guy is bieng im-mature and playing jokes". i dont think so, you would probably get fierd.

a customer that serious? Na i wouldnt even want him in my store anyway. If you cant take a harmless joke then... well... i dunno just get some humor.

 

[afishdude]

well if i went in there to get my water tested and someone played a joke on me making me look like a fool when i said whats wrong, i would honestly just walk out.

 

[Ilya]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

 

[binman]

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

lol very funny

 

[PRW1988]

lol see that's funny

 

[jourdy288]

Any others?

 

[Ilya]

Why is it so easy to weigh fish?

They have their own scales.

 

[jourdy288]

OK, why do elephants travel so easily?

 

[afishdude]

because everything else gets out of its way?