Fish Joke

beechey · Dec 22, 2006

Two fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says "how do we drive this thing?"

stang1 · Dec 22, 2006

That is terrible, almost as bad as my partners jokes!

halfbloodprincess · Dec 22, 2006

WILDER · Dec 22, 2006

wow and I thought this one was bad.
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb, none if you are a glow light.

Two fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says "how do we drive this thing?"
To be honest I don't get it.

Yetti · Dec 22, 2006

Wilder, tank here means military vehicle. It is a little funny.

WILDER · Dec 22, 2006

Wilder, tank here means military vehicle. It is a little funny.
I see now thanks

Neal · Dec 22, 2006

This joke was posted a few months back, and I have to say I read it about 13 times before I stopped going "WTF is this guy on about?", and realised what it was about.

Neal

ImperfectFaerie · Dec 22, 2006

I read a similar one in someone's sig-
Two fish in a tank, one looks to the other and says 'You drive, I'll man the guns'
tee hee

goldencomet · Dec 23, 2006

I've got a couple more

1st angler: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd angler: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st angler: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

A man was stopped by a game warden with two ice chests of fish, leaving a lake well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, friend, I ain't got none of them, no. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yup. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back inta this here ice chest and I take 'em home." (#$119)
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."
"Ok, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" Said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?

stang1 · Dec 23, 2006

goldencomet said:
I've got a couple more

1st angler: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd angler: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st angler: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

A man was stopped by a game warden with two ice chests of fish, leaving a lake well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, friend, I ain't got none of them, no. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yup. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back inta this here ice chest and I take 'em home." (#$119)
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."
"Ok, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" Said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?

miss bunkface · Dec 23, 2006

goldencomet said:
I've got a couple more

1st angler: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.

2nd angler: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

1st angler: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?

A man was stopped by a game warden with two ice chests of fish, leaving a lake well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, friend, I ain't got none of them, no. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yup. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back inta this here ice chest and I take 'em home." (#$119)
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."
"Ok, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" Said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?