LOL! The funny thing is this is a true story! My little chicken I called duck was so called because she had a problem with one of her legs so she waddled all the time, and goose acts like a goose, she honks and thinks she can fly! she has never seen a goose in her life, lol!Shelster said:Oh dear, think its time for bed, I just read what you wrote there betta fish and then thought your signature said "I've gone silly" no offence meant, but I then saw your profile pic oh dear, time to logout!!!