Clown-Loach-Proof Plants?

[ShinySideUp]

I have the usual loach-proof plants -- vallisnaria and Amazon swords -- but I fancy someting different that my boys and girls won't destroy in an hour or so. Any suggestions?

 

[fluttermoth]

Anubias and Java ferns are pretty much indestructible and come in a nice variety of leaf shapes. They also grow best attached to wood or rocks, so you won't have to worry about them being uprooted all the time