Anyone keep Ants?

I used to keep them as a kid. Though I think I want the ones in the ant movie, Tee Hee :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Ants are amazing it is really cool how they all do exactly what they are supposed to do we could learn something from them I went to see the world's largest indoor ant colony it is in Victoria, BC it has leaf-cutter ants it is sooooo cool to watch them going about their lives. I saw a science-fiction story in analog magazine about a guy who taught ants to play chess the ants beat a world champ. chess player when he tried to take back a move they all swarmed on his hand and put the piece back where it should have been it wasn't true but it's not too far off from the truth either. :alien: :thumbs:
 
"This is the second review I have written, but this device is absolutely the best thing ever invented. I am so attached to my four flatmates, I've had their names tattooed on my arm, next to little ant caricatures of them. I can't tell you how much I want to be an ant and just bust around their tunnels with them. I've been praying to Jesus to reincarnate me as an ant. If he agrees, I'm going to jump off the roof of my flats. It is going to be awesome."
Josh, Bournemouth


"Well, I bought this heavenly device and have spent endless hours watching the little fellas burrow around in joy. I've started to train them to do tricks - I even reward them with sweet treats. I have started to feel like they are family and wept so hard when the first one died. I named him and cremated him in a box of matches, and so his spirit would live on I rolled him in a blunt and smoked his ashes until I was visiting him in ant heaven. Thank you so much for providing me with so much joy."
Josh, Bournemouth


Uh................................this guys is disturbed. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
 

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