Tsk Tsk Tsk Geo, can't a guy eat a 2 course dinner on his own? I'd be quite annoyed if I was the lady and got served a 2 course dinner instead of a 3 course
As for my fav,
Starter: Smoked Salmon Pancakes - and not what you find when you google
Pancakes, lettuce mix (of your choice, I prefer mild mixes myself, spinach works too), smoked salmon & creme fraiche.
I'm no good at making pancakes myself, so I tend to buy the pre-made just warm up type of pancake. Once cooled down spread some creme fraiche on the pancakes, put some lettuce leafs & salmon strips on it and just roll it all up. You might need some toothpicks to keep it closed. Cut it into 3 or 4 pieces because it's easier to eat that way ... and that's it. It's worth mentioning that untill you get the hang of it the pancakes will probably rip and you'll end up with a mess. Still tastes nice though.
Main course: Grilled Cajun Chicken, Whole green beans wrapped in bacon (problem is you need really thin bacon which I haven't been able to find in England) & deep fried chips/fries. Usually I have a fruit salad along the side as well, but I guess you could class that a dessert. Now, I'm sure you can figure out how to make all that
The whole beans & bacon (if you can find suitable bacon or maybe some type of ham) is really easy as well. Just cook the beans like you would usually do and wrap them up in bacon. Just put them in a pan with some hot butter and turn them untill the bacon has sealed shut and it won't unroll anymore. That's all there is to it
What I mean with thin bacon, this is what it would look like (though this example has carrot as well as beans):