Things you can say about dogs at a dog park that you cant say about kids at a playground- GO!

"Which one is yours?"

"Oh none, I'm just looking"
 
Oh your dog is so cute, I wanna take her home and let her sleep in my bed.

Your dog is so much smarter than mine.

I wish my dog was good looking.

I wish you would stop licking your bum in public. I can't do it so you shouldn't show off.

No more dragging your butts across the lawn.

If you eat that crap out of the bin, your not coming home with me.

Honestly, every time I run up and sniff a stranger's crotch, I get arrested.
 
"Here boy, treat"
 
"What shelter did you get yours from?"
 

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