Fish Husbandry Jokes

[tomtomtom1230]

Here's my contribution:


A man walks into a fish and chip shop carrying a fish in his hand and says "do you serve fishcakes in here?"

the owner replies, "no."

the man says "aw that's a shame, its his birthday today!"

Pretty poor start, I know! Try and keep them clean, please

 

[prankster705]

2 fish in a tank, one says "you drive, I'll man the guns".

Old, I know.

P.s. pretty sure there's been threads like this before .

 

[tomtomtom1230]

Apologies, didn't think about that

Just did a quick search to find that yes, there is an active thread Sorry!