Chocolate covered lamb chops????

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BAD werewolf, NAUGHTY! *Smacks nose with rolled up newspaper*
:werewolf: goes into the bedroom and carries your slippers out and gently puts them by your feet.

:werewolf: goes into the kitchen and gets a cup of tea for you and carefully puts it on the table next to you.

:werewolf: goes outside to check the mail and brings the letters inside and puts them on the coffee table for you to look at later.

:werewolf: goes outside and retrieves the newspaper and carries it inside. Stands next to you with said newspaper in mouth and offers it to you. As you go to take the newspaper, I belt you over the head with it and say "how do you like being hit in the nose". Then I eat the newspaper, and poop it all over your slippers before spilling your tea on the mail.
 

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