Tombstones

[Auratus]

Eh, my great grandpa used to engrave tombstones for a living so there are a TON of tombstones all under our house. Someone wanted to see so I took a picture of two. I can't take pictures of anymore because they are too far under the house and too heavy.

 

[Fuzzy]

spooky.
how can u sleep at night!?! there could be dead people under thos.
dig underthem and find out for us, lol

 

[Auratus]

NOOOO thanks

 

[rykitten]

Amazing. Those are pretty old. Makes me wonder about their lives.

 

[DOLORES]

the first one should were about 80 somethin years old when he died, and the other one about 50 somethin that one was young

but why those are UNDER YOUR house?!

 

[rykitten]

LoL Dolores, it's okay.

I think she said her great grandfather engraved them.

 

[atomzero]

She murders people, then makes very nice tombstones for them.

 

[endparenthesis]

Shouldn't those tombstones be on the graves? Or are those the ones where he got the dates wrong or something?

I know a Charles Stanley. I wonder if his middle initial is H. If so, maybe I should buy that tombstone from you as a present for him.

 

[Sorrell]

I know a Charles Stanley. I wonder if his middle initial is H. If so, maybe I should buy that tombstone from you as a present for him.

That's just wrong!! The smilie at the end just makes it too.

Hmmmm, fathers day is approaching, maybe we could all get some gifts from the Auratus house of death!

 

[Auratus]

Ok, I got the story from my mom.

Apparently these are the ones that people never came and got or were mistakes so they brang them to the house and flipped them over to use them for stepping stones and sometime in the last 50 years they got pushed under the house.

What a better way to respect the dead then by stepping on their tombstones. Wouldn'y you agree?


P.S. I do bury bodies under my house. And then I feel bad so I engrave elaborate tombstones for them and place them under the house

 

[Sorrell]

Do you bring them flowers?

 

[freshmike]

I heard killing people is bad.

 

[Sorrell]

I heard killing people is bad.

Can you provide us with a link to support that?

 

[freshmike]

No, I just heard it....my mom said.

 

[endparenthesis]

I heard killing people is bad.

That's what I keep trying to tell the puppet... but he gets mad and gives me migraines.



I HATE the puppet sometimes...



Wait! No! I didn't mean it!