I need a digital camera, there is one guy around here who drives some kind of beater mid 1980's car who painted a flame job on it with a brush and added a few cheezy things to it (fake rim hubcaps, dual-bladed windshield wipers, and so-on). The grand finale though is the ironing board bolted down to the rear hatch as a wing. Anybody in a overly done up car has to feel a little selfconscious pulling up next to him. It is hilarious.
Of course he would lose the size contest with that person though