NinjaSmurf
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Well, went to Walmart, had to look at the fishies. Now, in order to set this up, I first need to tell you I used to live in the town this particular walmart is in, and hated it as the people are mean and stupid. Well, I walk into the aisle and find a girl looking at fish. We start talking, I ask her what fish she's thinking about getting because she was really eyeing the one tank up, and she says goldfish, meaning this little baby black moor. so then I asked her how big her tank was. It was a ten gallon, so I started explaining to her about how big goldfish get, and how ten is too small unless you do a lot of water changes, she asks why, I tell her about the ammonia killing them, and how it's like if you locked someone in a closet. So she's like, I had goldfish before, and they lived for like forever (her words, not mine) so I tell her that they can live for over twenty years. Then I asked her if she had anything else in the ten gallon. Yeah, a tiger barb, two neons, a danio, and a betta. So I start asking about the fish, told her about the betta, "oh, he's fine", maybe getting another neon 'they're boring' they tiger barb should be in a bigger tank with at least six 'he's really nice and doesn't chase anyone'. Then I find out that she wants an algae eater, so I point her to the ottos, she starts telling me that's what she wanted, cause she didn't like the pleco she had, (it died, so she felt the need to get more fish). Then we were back onto the goldfish thing, I even just tried to tell her that it's like sticking a puppy in a crate to live in, and that they're insides can keep growing while they rest of them stops, even though I don't believe it, I was getting desperate!! Then we started talking because we used to go to school together even though I have no idea what class, and I know she wasn't the kind of person that hung out with me (outcast student here lol). So finally, annoyed and bored, and on a time limit, I started looking at what I was looking for in the first place, then I couldn't find the type of cichlid food I needed at first. Finally found the food, but then the girl was telling the guy what fish she wanted, they started talking cause they went to school together too (everyone in this town knows each other, mostly because everyone is related to each other, and we know what happens with that
) so he's busy flirting with her as he gets her fish, and what do I see?
SHE GOT THE GOLDFISH ANYWAYS!!!!!
Even though I told her all that stuff, even after I gave her those nasty closet thoughts and exploding fish, even after saying about coldwater and tropical not mixing, and she still bought that damn goldfish! Not to mention stupid flirt boy put the otto in the same bag, which is not good since the otto got a nice shock of cold water. So, as usual, I'm pissed at this town (again) just for making such stupid people, plus that little wench that used to go to school with me. So, I had to vent, before I end up in jail for drowning a certain bleach blond in a certain ten gallon and then running off with her fish....

SHE GOT THE GOLDFISH ANYWAYS!!!!!
Even though I told her all that stuff, even after I gave her those nasty closet thoughts and exploding fish, even after saying about coldwater and tropical not mixing, and she still bought that damn goldfish! Not to mention stupid flirt boy put the otto in the same bag, which is not good since the otto got a nice shock of cold water. So, as usual, I'm pissed at this town (again) just for making such stupid people, plus that little wench that used to go to school with me. So, I had to vent, before I end up in jail for drowning a certain bleach blond in a certain ten gallon and then running off with her fish....