What a stupid question

. Kidding.
A chap I know who is a gardener by trade (....Doh) was trying to tell me about plants having biological clocks the other day that control all their behaviours.
Now I am a little bit cheeky and do like a little bit of a pub debate. Having such a big nose this isn't so wise because it means even the shortest of reaches is negated by the proximity of my hooter but I cannot break this bad habit. lol
I suggested to him this was
a load of old tosh and of course like a Carp spotting a nice juicy prawn he bit within seconds.
He stated confidently
'Plants know what time of day it is and what time of year it is.
I replied to him
'Then how come plants come out earlier some years and later in others. If they have a clock then why does the weather dictate what they do. That would mean it is not a clock at all. It is the conditions that dictate.'
I think you've guessed the answer already but I shall continue.
'No, no, no' he said
'Their clock tells them they are ready and they wait for the conditions before acting upon the clock.'
What a load of Codswallop I said and got a faceful of spit from his now increasing anger.
'You are telling gme that if I have plants in a greenhouse where the conditions are right and then black out all the glass so there is no light and then run lights through the night and not in the day that they will try and grow during the dark period due to their 'biological clocks'
The red mist was descending on him more and more and I think all that thinking sent his already beer fuelled brain over the edge. I couldn't understand his speech anymore due to the rage and he reminded me of the Farmer in Shaun the Sheep.
Therefore I left the poor gardener in peace to calm down and get back to his
'Ooh Arrs' although no doubt he was probably calling me Beelzebub all the way home. lol
Another successful night for my hooter with another blemish free outing.
Oh yes......... My photoperiod is 2pm to 11pm. Plants do fine. lol
AC