Last One To Post Here Wins

[eaglesaquarium]

Methinks you will move....
 

 

[TallTree01]

Methinks you will move....
 

I just laughed for 30 consecutive seconds.

 

[Lunar Jetman]

But, LJ, I am the Highlander, clearly, as I'm the one who posted it first.

Unfortunately my real name dictates that this is not true...

 

[eaglesaquarium]

MacLeod!!!

I just laughed for 30 consecutive seconds.

 
  I thought you'd enjoy that one.

 

[Supraman]

Methinks you will move....
 

Haha nah methinks not, it's a stihl they are prone to breakdowns I use them in my work. I'd sit there laughing as you try and start it though

 

[eaglesaquarium]

Its a push button start.  Lifting it and wielding it - that's going to be the issue!

 

[TallTree01]

u uze dat chainsaw, i cum bak in dis:
http/2.bp.blogspot.com/_E_o_0Bdm4GA/TAC4sQWuSlI/AAAAAAAA004/EnMLCDB0CqU/s1600/The+Golden+Mean,+Jon+Sarriugarte+and+Kyrsten+Mate's+dreamy+snail+car.bmp
Beep beep!

 

[Supraman]

Haha super snail

 

[eaglesaquarium]

I don't believe in reincarnation, so I'll take my chances...  Hey look at what I did!  Winning!!!

 

[Supraman]

You mean losing?

I'm winning, ME.

 

[TallTree01]

 

[eaglesaquarium]

Sheesh, TT!  You gotta keep it fresh. 
 
Something like this:

 
"I know what you're thinking - did I fire 5 shots or 6?  And in the excitement of the last few minutes, I can't remember.  But, you need to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?"

 

[Supraman]

Hehehe it's a monkey, with a gun I wanna teach it karate!

 

[TallTree01]

Sorry lads but it's

 

[the_lock_man]

That's not checkmate, you've not even started playing. Eejit.