"lol you think computers are complicated, you should try understandig adutls"!!!!!!
or
"oh god your knee has made my bum wet again"!!!
or
"i can see daylight if i look up your nose"!!!
or
"if i keep this up for a few years, i think they will do every thing for me---bargin"!!!
she is a real treasure, hope all goes well for you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!