The Day That Tottenham Died

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Arfie

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You all know the tune, so sing along and enjoy.

'The Day that Tottenham Died'

To the tune of American Pie

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver..... :D
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can't believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn't give a ####,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died,
I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.
 
Good game yesterday though :hyper: The Bentley goal will be tough to knock off the goal of the season.

Arfie
 
:rofl: :lol: Great work Arfie, Love It :good:
 
IMHO, the day Tottenham died was the day they were first conceived in some madmans head.

D.
 
If tottenham have died, we are well buried (Leicester city)!!!!!!!!!
 
I live in Derby and go into Chesterfield now and again ;)
Why would you do that? :blink: Have you been taking your medication :S

I live near Chesterfield and try not to go to into Chesterfield :lol:

Used to work in Derby though near St Peters Church (being saintly as I am ;) ) and enjoyed a few nights out down there ;)

Arfie
 
I live in Derby and go into Chesterfield now and again ;)
Why would you do that? :blink: Have you been taking your medication :S

I live near Chesterfield and try not to go to into Chesterfield :lol:

Used to work in Derby though near St Peters Church (being saintly as I am ;) ) and enjoyed a few nights out down there ;)

Arfie

It was only because my old misses lived there, otherwise I drive straight around it :lol:

big-fish-little-pond, spurs fans say top 4 every season...still waiting for you to actually get there :p
 

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