shaunza2010
Fish Fanatic
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!!!!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.
What do you get is you cross a rose with a pike?
I don't know but I wouldn't put my nose too close to smell it
Why did the salmon cross the road?
Because it was tied to the chicken.
Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son?
Fishing Shop Owner: Sorry sir we don't do trades.
Why do they call him 'Fish'?
Because he cannot keep his mouth shut.
How do I avoid infection from biting insects?
That's easy - don't bite them
What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people?
An Octobus
Where do you find a crab with no legs?
Exactly where you left it.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Pike infested custard.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer?
A four ton know it all
Why did the lobster blush?
It saw the Queen Mary's bottom
I have tons more but i am starting to think that these joke are too corny
FSH!!!!
How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut it's nose off
What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Go-carp.
What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.
If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland.
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
Show me your mussels.
How do you kiss a pike?
Very carefully
What sits at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
A nervous wreck
What has big sharp teeth, a tail, scales, and a trunk?
A pike going on holiday.
What do you get is you cross a rose with a pike?
I don't know but I wouldn't put my nose too close to smell it
Why did the salmon cross the road?
Because it was tied to the chicken.
Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son?
Fishing Shop Owner: Sorry sir we don't do trades.
Why do they call him 'Fish'?
Because he cannot keep his mouth shut.
How do I avoid infection from biting insects?
That's easy - don't bite them
What lives under the sea and carries a lot of people?
An Octobus
Where do you find a crab with no legs?
Exactly where you left it.
What is yellow and dangerous?
Pike infested custard.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
What do you get if you cross a whale with a computer?
A four ton know it all
Why did the lobster blush?
It saw the Queen Mary's bottom
I have tons more but i am starting to think that these joke are too corny
and I can't believe you missed this one.
