OKAY, HERES AN UPDATE:
PH=6 (i was told if my PH was neutral and i injected C02 it would go down 1 and no more)
GH=2-4
KH (still unknown as strips are terrible and the COLUMBUS test kit i found seems faulty :(
BPM=14 per min, 1 roughly per 4-5 secs, may slow soon due to it being DIY
Nitrites=0...