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A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms in here".
The mushroom says "But why? I'm a fungi"

I went to a zoo and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
 
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I have a lot of them, not necessarily my favorite but we like these ones and they are mostly kid friendly...mostly🤣

1). How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"MEAT PATTY"

2) What did the nut say as he chased another nut?
"I'M GOING TO CASHEW!"

3) Three moles were in a tunnel.
The first said, I smell sugar.
The second said, I smell cinnamon.
The last said, I smell molasses...🤣

I'll see myself out.
 
I have a lot of them, not necessarily my favorite but we like these ones and they are mostly kid friendly...mostly🤣

1). How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
"MEAT PATTY"

2) What did the nut say as he chased another nut?
"I'M GOING TO CASHEW!"

3) Three moles were in a tunnel.
The first said, I smell sugar.
The second said, I smell cinnamon.
The last said, I smell molasses...🤣

I'll see myself out.
I just read the last one and ACTUALLY got it 🤣🤣🤣
 
Please keep all jokes family friendly. Posts which are not will be deleted, and if many non family friendly jokes are posted the entire thread will be deleted.
 
I’m sorry but I don’t get it?
Say it out loud with a heavy German accent. Vas my Heinie (her husband Heinrich) here ? Wash my heiny (derrière ) here ?
No Ma'am , we only give haircuts and shaves.
A joke isn't funny when you have to explain it. Must be a cross cultural thing.
 

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