One Sentence story

[itiwhetu]

And so @Colin_T became a Waregan. Preached to his followers a diet of Almond leaves, drift wood and Salted Water. He now lives on a small Island off Australia where the only animals are CATS???

 

[Fishmanic]

Rules are for ONE sentence only.

 

[Colin_T]

But they are so fluffy and cute!! I think I might become a Waregan ( Vegan Warewolf )

fuplie off

 

[DancingBetta]

And every day he watches the terrible movie CATS.
(Which I have watched twice so I could make fun of it)

 

[Sgooosh]

suddenly, one of the cats came alive and he had a heart attack

 

[DancingBetta]

Then he performed an annoyingly long musical number with the cat.

 

[itiwhetu]

Witch included bagpipes and the spoons

 

[Sgooosh]

the next day, he was deprived of sleep and food, and he looked like a living corpse and he managed to eat a whole chicken, including bones

 

[PheonixKingZ]

The bones manifested themselves into a living bone chicken!

 

[Sgooosh]

the chicken then grew 5,000 individual faces on its bottom and looked like a porcupine, but all the spines were beaks, shiny yellow that looked like a living nightmare when you looked at them, and it scared 5 people to death in a matter of 5 minutes

 

[DancingBetta]

But the bone chicken was sad, for it didn’t beat the world record of killing 20 people in 5 minutes, which was currently held by the movie CATS.

 

[Sgooosh]

the bone chicken then burrowed into the ground, forming a secret and mischievous, but also sad bone cult, there were all types of hideous bone animals that never made it to the leaderboards

 

[DancingBetta]

Every day they trained to become the scariest, then they got their opportunity, @Colin_T’s birthday party!

 

[Sgooosh]

they prepared, and prepared, for a long and gruesome story but then noticed that the @ was in a wrong format!!!

 

[DancingBetta]

@Colin_T
How’s that?