I was laying down yesterday and massaging my forehead when I noticed a lump above my left eye. I checked the right side and no lump. I have a horn growing on my forehead. The other one better hurry up and grow coz I will look dumb with a horn on one side of my head but not the other side. This is legit too, I got a fuplie horn growing out of my forehead. I spose it's only fitting, I had spare teeth as a kid and have spare ribs, why not grow a couple of horns while I'm at it. They will match my tail.
I told the government the tap water here wasn't safe to drink.
I told the government the tap water here wasn't safe to drink.