Don't kiss fish

[Slaphppy7]

Sounds a bit far-fetched to me, but....

Dover sole 'jumps' down angler's throat in Bournemouth

The fish wriggled out of the man's hand as he kissed it in celebration of his catch, causing him to swallow it.

www.bbc.com

 

[Anonymous Fox]

lol
touching fish is bad too, I heard*, they have parasites that can be passed to humans

*on an episode of 'monsters inside me' lol

 

[TheTenthDoctor]

I would never kiss any fish even if I was full of joy....some people....

 

[Colin_T]

We had a fishing show on TV years ago called Rex Hunt's fishing or something like that. The host was Rex Hunt who used to kiss em and throw em back.

 

[TheTenthDoctor]

We had a fishing show on TV years ago called Rex Hunt's fishing or something like that. The host was Rex Hunt who used to kiss em and throw em back.

How is that hygenic

 

[Slaphppy7]

I'm just trying to understand what kind of "kiss" you give a fish that enables it to jump down your throat....

 

[DoubleDutch]

As long as you don't use your tongue you'll be allright hahahahhaah

 

[DoubleDutch]

The Candiru is even worse. By far.

 

[Slaphppy7]

The Candiru is even worse. By far.

A most painful and discomforting sounding legend, but legend at best, from what I've read

Candiru - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org